Excuse me, im hand washable only

I go through this way more regularly than I would be willing to admit

"What the difference between a Man's dick and his Paycheck?"

Funny turtle - firts one home wins

Red Leader

Funny pizza heater

T-rex hates pushups

I knew it

The matrix cat

Justin Bieber bathroom girls

Justin Bieber 30 years later

Have you seen this dog, because it's awesome

MAYDAY MAYDAY we're goin' down!!!

‎"I can't wait any longer!!! Must have!!!" lol

‎"I can't wait any longer!!! Must have!!!" lol

Hung this in my bathroom over the toilet.

how do they do that?

I love my computer becouse my friends live in it

Funny Tennis Which you Like ?

Woman's logic funny

Look..what he is doing?

Driver's photo license

Makin Bacon with eggs.

Stay strong! weekend is coming soon

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light

TECHNOLOGY BIRDS

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul

This pizza looks like a cat! funny

Happiness is the natural flower of duty

Going to save the princess again

Don't step on it, it makes you cry

Think left &think right &think low &think high. Oh, the thinks u can think up if only u try!

They said i could be anything, so i became a cloud

I noticed that you're a gangster

This cat has the perfect shocked face!

Anyone need perfectly good boy for free?

Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?

"Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?" "Sure." "Great! Thanks for participating."

I drank a Red Bull

I drank a Red Bull, so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off your trees let me know.

I'm not real happy that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'

I'm not real happy that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.

Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.

So say some animals

So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."

I don't have all the answers, Try google!

Sexy girl scared

Funny pokemon car

Funny chess game

Funny dog hugging a guy

Make me more coffee

Wet t-shirt contenst

Round like a shot

I am a froot loop in a world of cheerios

I don't need medication, i'm fine dammit!

A work accident?

how you doing?

i think we met in a past life, you were an @sshole then too

Reasons to have a camera phone