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Pussy loves PS3

I regret nothing

Happy turtle comes to make you happy

Flirts with you... leaves

You may not understand

3 years in jail for stealing my nose

Ghost poop

People need to know what i´m eating right now: Before Instagram

You just realized that all ducks are wearing dog masks

Women vs Men

Why you do this?

Someone told me i could use my ipad to weigh myself

He peeled out...

Helping your child understand the zombie apocalypse

Genuine kangaroo scrotum

I am so embarrased, I wish everybody else was dead

You can´t see me I´m a flower

Do you ever sleep pixar?

Drop sunglasses in water?

Ruff day? Not feline the best?

Traffic was nuts

Somebody has collected all seven dragonballs

I drink from there

She was in my spot

So true... Broke my pinky toe on a dresser a few weeks back.

Break dancing level: Jesus

Are you mocking me?

Me and my babe

We're just gonna have to die!

Hurry! take the picture

Bride kidnapping expert

I love this job

Right foot red

Is google a boy or a girl?

Meanwhile in Russia

My first day in America

My dad wouldn´t allow that

Joker without makeup

Come and untie me Immediately

No one hates hula hoops!

Can i get a Big Mac?

Things i never use

Do what you want dude

They are just losers working at McDonald´s

Save the fu**ing frogs

Cat milk does not come from cats

For me? Ihate them

Let´s make a panda

What is the worst gift you´ve ever received?

Beware of dog