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The Toothbrush Law

Girls in Calvins 😍

When someone tells my pet to shut up

Well shit Dylan damn..

So accurate

I was a sceptic at first, but Yoga really does relieve stress.

I was bored.

We tried to save him. Stupid humans don't listen.

That'll show him!

Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect it to.

When they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but she's your fish

Modern technology

Retweet if you can read it 😂

Well that took an unexpected turn.

Anyone who does not respect his decision will be banned from twitter.

5 bedroom home, buy it or I'll set it on fire.

I'm never going to get laid again.

The look on his face says it all.

If Razors could talk.

This can't be good. I must have pissed off Satan.

You are much more than just a number to me. Now please shut up and take a number.

If a transformer die...

Such a bold sacrifice

Amen to that

Angry Girlfriend

Fortune cookies are becoming brutally honest.

a happy ending

Meal Prepping

Silly old me

He looks so much better without the beard.

What a weird bathroom slogan.

When you go to the wrong party, but you stick around because they have good booze.

This could be epic

Best feeling ever (apart from sex) jaja

Jaja

making it worse

I've failed all my exams but...

some people I tell ya

When the family is about to start discussing my career

For democracy

It was very nice of them to give me a refund.

This is a picture of a black man beating a white cop.

Next time someone asks you for nudes.

I don't like this guy. He's two cocky.

I'm not a very good car salesmen. I'm too honest.

Making the first move

Wow 😆💯🔥

That'll teach her...

Context matters

Who studied this?

I make this stupid face 24/7