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There is hope for the future.

Fap energy

Solve it

What color is this?

2-4 years

Open up to me

This guy knows how to stay relaxed in bad traffic.

Lets Party (video) #gif #funny

Cop

You wouldn't download a car

civilization

burgers vs pancakes

relationships

Poor Pac-Man. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Do you think Baby Brass Knuckles is an appropriate baptism gift?

We are taking the sun down for Maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience.

He lost his hand, but his sense of humor seems fine.

Most people actually meet their Doppelgänger. They are just too busy to notice.

God damn it! Why must the French ruin everything?

I always cry when I am peeling Onions. They are just so beautiful.

Some call if Irony, I call it honesty.

That's why I never got any of grandpas letters.

I know a good deal when I see one.

You know you're lonely when you have to offer a Crow a Cigarette just so he doesn't fly away.

Yes, Yes it is.

Accidentally Jewish....

I don't have much luck at Garage Sales, but I get some pretty sweet deals at the Divorce Sales.

No need to tan ladies, I'll help you out.

Hurts doesn't it?

The Toothbrush Law

Girls in Calvins 😍

When someone tells my pet to shut up

Well shit Dylan damn..

So accurate

I was a sceptic at first, but Yoga really does relieve stress.

I was bored.

We tried to save him. Stupid humans don't listen.

That'll show him!

Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect it to.

When they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but she's your fish

Modern technology

Retweet if you can read it 😂

Well that took an unexpected turn.

Anyone who does not respect his decision will be banned from twitter.

5 bedroom home, buy it or I'll set it on fire.

I'm never going to get laid again.

The look on his face says it all.

If Razors could talk.

This can't be good. I must have pissed off Satan.

You are much more than just a number to me. Now please shut up and take a number.